Author: Lilian | Filed under: Family, Humor
Tuesday Jun 20,2006
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but 5xmom can not.
- Two grams of 5xmom provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
- 5xmom kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten 5xmom!
- Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than 5xmom.
- Research indicates that 5xmom will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- 5xmom was named after 5xmom the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’.
- If you drop 5xmom from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
- Early thermometers were filled with 5xmom instead of mercury.
- The fingerprints of 5xmom are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
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simple american
June 20th, 2006 at 5:53 am
Thats pretty cute.
Wuching
June 20th, 2006 at 7:50 am
monkeys see, monkeys do…i’ve done mine too!
suituapui
June 20th, 2006 at 9:55 am
Gee! U attracted to men with bananas or men who have eaten bananas?
michael
June 20th, 2006 at 10:25 am
lolz…… nothing to post eh?
Lilian
June 20th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
foodcrazee - Aiyor…I left the URL in yr blog already. I wrote it in Food Haven.
STP - LOL, I didn’t say that!!!
wuching - Heh, copycats. I took this from Bujang Lapuk’s blog also (dunno why he stopped blogging since Apr)
SA - Go and do one. It is funny.
helen
June 20th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
lol Cannot trace your fingerprints eh? Then you’re the perfect killing machine. Move over Alias!
Adam
June 20th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
I am going to be a copycat. Thanks for the link.
QuaVadis
June 20th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Aiyo…another one with ego problem hahaha..at least not as bad as wuchings
By the way Aunty..you can solve the energy crisis problem with number 2..wah..2 only two grams and your ATM can watch the world cup without putting a dent on your electricity bill
king's wife
June 20th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
LOL..damn funny!!!
I tried it on other names…and laughed at other people’s expense !!
SEXYMAMA
June 21st, 2006 at 1:44 pm
You mean a chimpanzee is smarter than you?
CY
October 7th, 2006 at 3:31 am
Lolz~! I’m gonna try this too!