I found this Google Ads on my Make$ Money$ blog and feel especially tulan with the Ingrish. Malaysian work like cow. Eh, my Inglund not beri gud oso know it is either :

Malaysians work like cows

or Malaysian works like cow

Singular = then use the verbs with s
Plural = then no s because earlier got s liao mah, simple to remember what? My ass, simple grammar oso tak tau kah?

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Somemore hor, no need to call all Malaysians cow, can ah? I am human and don’t like to be compared to cows. Somemore cows are sacred, you don’t play-play. JohnCow.com is my current idol, you know?

Of course, I damn curious to see who can make a claim that he is a problogger (uweekkkkk) and earning USD. The only probloggers that I look up to are LiewCF.com and Hongkiat.com because so far, they have come up with innovative ideas and give their perspective with their own judgments.

So, I hop over by typing the link on my browser. Of course, I did not click on the Adsense lah. And no, I won’t give you the URL.

And I found wahlau eh, problogger konon. Nah, sold three Text Link Ads already wanna boast. Limlau5xboh show you how many Text Link Ads I sold. I also dare not claim that I am a problogger. I earn USD yes. Lots of it.

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This is just the middle of the month of July and that’s the number of links I sold. And yeah, I dare not even boast about it.

And people dare to put up such ads. Haih…..

To the owner of the site, I never reveal your site, so don’t get angry hor? You are doing a good job, full of confidence. But hor, I still dun like the way the Google ad is phrased lor. Not nice to say Malaysians work like cow. I eat cows, including bull’s penis. So, I don’t like to everytime put the bull’s penis into my mouth in the mamak sup torpedo and think I am eating Malaysians mah.

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