Mr. Sammy Blue
famous for “act of god”
highway collapsed
bridge broken
parliament leaking
building cracking
hampalang also
“act of god”

but Mr. Sami Bulu
now has new excuse
blame it on :

Global changes in the weather pattern that resulted in heavier rain is to be blamed for the recent leaks at the Parliament building.”

For Mr. Semi-Value
is now an environmentalist
as he is very aware :

“Rain is really heavy nowadays, not only here, but throughout the world.

Using bombastic English
quoting “Global changes in the weather pattern”
‘cos he thinks we bodoh

But at least, his god can releks
‘cos now he no longer
‘act of god lah’

He said waterproofing works were being done at the Parliament building and the government had just approved a RM12 million allocation for initial study and immediate repair of severe leaks in the building.

Mr. Semi-Value,
we are tired of you
Each time you spend RM12 million
we have to makan nasi cicah tokyew (rice with soy sauce = too poor = our taxes used for leaky roof)

(quotes taken from Bernama)

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