MG asked the above question.
And my answer – Aiyah….no need to ask also know lah….
They will:
1) Raba-raba, fondle
2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
3) Kapster, talking cock
4) Seks, sex
How I know? Of course I know lah. I used to be a secretary and one of my duty was to reserve prostitutes for the clients. My boss was in marketing and we have clients from all over the world. All deals are sealed after a great night of sex with not one but usually two callgirls.
YOU SAY CORRECT OR NOT? You men tell me lah, true or not?
But MG doesn’t stop here. Now she asks :
Women will never get turned on in that sort of situations. It will only make them feel like having a good laugh. Right or not women?
Now, MG, what situations again? That they have a room full of toyboys for us to :
1) Raba-raba, fondle
2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
3) Kapster, talking cock
4) Seks, sex
Aiyerrr…..if really really the table is turned around, what’s wrong wor? Nice mah, no meh? I want, I want, I want.
Anywaysss….having said that, my atm doesn’t need to entertain ‘cos his line of job doesn’t warrant it. He normally goes out with bankers and auditors and pssst….most of them are rather ‘tame’. So, girls, if you can’t stand the thought of your boyfriend/husband
1) Raba-raba, fondle
2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
3) Kapster, talking cock
4) Seks, sex
then, avoid marrying those in marketing, purchasing, insurance and those careers that need to do a lot of entertaining. Otherwise, you also can go out and get your equal share of :
1) Raba-raba, fondle
2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
3) Kapster, talking cock
4) Seks, sex
And we live happily ever after……The end.
Eh you want meh? Come we go together gether. On you. Since you so kaya. Hahaha.
MG – Yalor, can can. But hor, I got no problem with the moral part of it but faith control me, so sorry lah, you have to go without me. Hahaha. Maybe when I am in a retirement home, single again, I call you ok?
Retirement home? The toy boys will demand lots of $$ to dance in front of wrinkled old ladies wor. You better start saving now. Lol!
Saya rasa orang purumpuan pun suka “hot stuff” entertainment… the question is how far will they go?
http://thestar.com.my/metro/story.asp?file=/2007/9/13/central/18857052&sec=central
Hahahahaaa!!!! I don’t need to entertain anyone , but I purposely go and
1) Raba-raba, fondle
2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
3) Kapster, talking cock
4) Seks, sex
ahpek – I like you! So truthful. The rest of the men leh? Where are your comments?
rizlan – Yes to gender equality!
MG – That time I millionaire lor. Sap sap sui oni. Hahaha.
thank God my dh doesnt need to entertain his client. or was it me who told him not to….hmm…he very obedient hor…:lol: no la…his only entertainment is mahjong fortnightly. oso got raba raba what…
From what I heard, places where hanky panky occurs include:-
health centres (yeah! whose health?)
executive health clubs (fancy name for brothel)
some hair saloons (need a wash and blow? cough!)
some golf course clubs (different courses different strokes) seafood restaurants (different type of fish swimming)
karaoke places (singing on different mikes)
Better watch out if your husbands / BF go to such places.
Ladies – The Loyar knows his stuffs ‘cos he is experienced in divorce cases. So take heed. Hehehe.
Thank you, loyar.
Err.. You mean with hair dryer mah?
thank God my dh doesnt have to entertain. or was it me who told him not to…hmmm..very odedient hor…:lol: ne mind at least he gets to play mahjong every fortnightly…oso got raba raba what…
those days when i’m in sales management,why pulak when entertainment i pulak kena
1) Raba-raba, fondle
the others 3 subject…tak kenalah..pasal buat i bodo aje
BUT when wanna go back tat time….allways kena lectured by the gals saying tat …….
“Dont com here anymore….here is bad place 4 u “…and then usually ended giving me their hp no…..
hehehehe….BUT i didnt followup(call) them….
geeee…really miss those dayssss….
Lilian,
u have just made it harder for a lot of bachelors in marketing, purchasing, insurance, etc to find partners. Now they no choice liao have to marry China dolls. Kakakakaka!
adrian, i have a so-called friend
1) Raba-raba, fondle
2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
3) Kapster, talking cock
4) Seks, sex
and he really married a CHina dolls. wor
now i know i’m in the wrong business! no wonder i never get
1) Raba-raba, fondle
2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
3) Kapster, talking cock
4) Seks, sex
i can’t afford to go like ahpek coz i no money!
Yoo Hoo! Guess who is No. 3 on Google for the search term “raba raba”. Your SEO ho liao! Lol!
I am the one they raba-raba (hensem mah), I used to drink like a fish (how to get drunk?), kapster?? (my middle name lah) sex??? (they wished but they couldn’t afford paying me instead).
I used to frequent ‘Bintang Palace’ 3-4 times a week. But always ended up playing pool and bowling instead.
(yes, they have a bowling lane in one of the karaoke rooms)
And yes, million ringgit deals are sealed at the night clubs.
terence – cibai lu, you almost killed me with :
sex??? (they wished but they couldn’t afford paying me instead).
Hoi, next birthday I buy you mirror, wokay?
MG – Abuden? You no guess meh, why I got BM and English. Muahahar…raba raba seks
wuching – *hand Wuching the virgin husband award*
froginkl – China dolls memang cun wor. Pretty, homely, domesticated, skillfull too maybe.
adrian – Heh, the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth from the 5xmom mah.
Girls, marry an accountant.
jibon – Cat got fish must eat
suz – Ya, my loukong makan gaji all the time. His coursemates all CEO, taukehs semua. Poor little bit never mind, at least I no need to check his underwear for lipsticks stains. HOHOHO.
yes ler.. korrlek what lilian cakap lor… if tak boleh tahan, mati mati also want to marry someone who’s job need to do entertaining one, than ownself gotta pandai pandai comfort ownself lor… If not, everyday eat rice with tears ah! kanasai
Eh, lilian ah, you forgot to mentioned the number 1 career that need a lot of entertainment!!! BUSINESSMAN ah….
eh.. lupa… check underwear for lipstick stains ah?? not check underwear for lots of “excitement” stains meh?? The professional charbors usually use lip gloss or balm wor.. sure no stain one wor…. Hahahahaha…..
laucharbor – Haiyor, that’s the trick lah. Purposely kasi a lipstick stain, let the man kena mah…Apalah, this trick u never hear before meh? It is in my ‘101 ways of how to date a married man’ self-help, self-guide, self-motivation book. Written by me. Hehehe.
laucharbor – Businessmen..no need to say lah. If want to carry the taukehsoh title, memang eat rice with tears liao.
Not hair dryer for the blow job lah. Some other device. Wuahahahaah!
pablo – LOL, you think I born yesterday? LOLOLOL.
Niamah lu! Malaysia’s Ron Jeremy you know who ar!!! LOL
terence – Blek. No, make that uwekkkkkkk
No need to entertain outside ofis.
Ladies & gentlemen, dun waste time in traffic jam.
or waste $$$ at kerab-kerab malam
Ladies, goto ofis…
wear plunging neckline,
boob enhancer lycra blouse,
short short skirt
*Sexi-citing lar*
Dun care what others think, only my colleague who sits next to me IS important
and he is
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my husband lar
where go time at home to entertain him, kids manyak bising n some house work to do.
maybe he does it secretly? 😛
Aiyooo… Lilian ah… I haven’t heard before. I got some other tricks bo?? I want to learn… I want! I want!
Eh.. if married man dan isteri gaduh hor, what if he sekali come and scoldings you for leaving the lipstick mark ah?? How ah?
Hehehehe…
eh kalau mau..di rumah pun boleh :
1) Raba-raba, fondle
2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
3) Kapster, talking cock
4) Seks, sex
betul tak?
u become the customer to atm la… hahahahhaha